Gatorbillies. Yes. I just made up a word. Here's how it happened:

A friend in Ohio asked if I participated in the record breaking lotto. I gave him a resounding NO, and he asked why... and this is what I told him:

"There are too many production studios around here in my neck of the woods. I don't need to be the next gatorbilly."

That's right. A gatorbilly is someone on a Louisiana based show that makes everyone think we all have a gator for a pet.

Let's be honest...not all of us are COOL enough to have a gator as a pet! I mean, I think it's awesome so many people around here are on TV... like Billy, Caged, Cajun Pawn Stars, Swamp People, Bayou Billionaires and Duck Dynasty. I'm as hooked on them as anyone...but y'all are still gatorbillies... and I got love for ya. <3