I've never ventured into the world of spray-tanning or hair weaves.  But Conan, a fellow red-head, did!  This clip from TBS's Conan shows what happens when the lanky late night host gets his hands on a bottle of spray tan.

I've never been one for tanning, given my fair freckled complexion.  I figure if you moved all my freckles close together... I'd have a pretty killer tan on about one third of my body.