Things You Need to Know Before You Tan
2. Before you lay in a tanning bed, make sure the door to the room you're in is locked. (Otherwise someone will walk in and think it's Thanksgiving because they see a giant turkey basting in the oven. It will scar both of you forever.)
Daily Funny – Spray Tanning with Conan
I've never ventured into the world of spray-tanning or hair weaves.  But Conan, a fellow red-head, did!  This clip from TBS's Conan shows what happens when the lanky late night host gets his hands on a bottle of spray tan.