Chances are you won't believe me if I tell you that a beavers anal glands produce a delightful smell. What if I told you the smell was so wonderfully delicious that it is called an "natural" flavor?
Where are the best places to take kids trick-or-treating in the SBC? There are some amazing neighborhoods to check out right? I am going to opt out of any neighborhood that isn't well lit.
3. I HATE running. If I loved running I would have a beautiful body like my friends do. So no, I don't want to go to a creepy corn maze with you and get chased by a man in a mask with a machete. This meatball with legs would just roll over and ask him to make my death a quick one. Death > Cardio