Redneck Olympic Torch Run Supplies

In preparation for the Summer Olympic Games and our Redneck Torch run tomorrow, we've started collecting supplies. Based on your suggestions we have a very interesting collection of "redneck supplies": a big ole net, a flashlight/shotgun shell torch, duck tape, etc. Check out our progress and be sure to add to our list. You wouldn't wanna miss your chance to be part of this redneck chaos.

The centerpiece of this "Redneck Torch Run" is our custom luminary creation. Hand crafted with care by Craig McCoy, this one of a kind piece was painstakingly created with scotch tape, a red plastic flash light, and four strategically placed hollow shotgun shells. To create a real-life flame effect, the craftsman uses a balance of warming light tones with three red shotgun shells lightened with one "flame" accent yellow shotgun shell.

Never known to skimp on the details, the addition of shiny metallic brand name Duck Tape add class and flair to the Kiss Country Redneck Torch Run. We are, if nothing else, classy. This designer duck tape will be used to secure the custom flame piece to our torch handle. The torch handle design is a classic yet sleek flat black large fishing net that compliments the redneck theme without distracting from the custom luminary creation.

In lieu of  live duck accompaniment, Mr. Waddles will be our honorary Torch Run Critter. Every successful redneck event requires the participation of a critter. We ask at this time, should you attend the Kiss Country Redneck Torch Run while armed, please refrain from discharging your firearms. Mr. Waddles is a McCoy family heirloom. We request that you do not fill him full of lead.

In other words, DO NOT SHOOT THE DAMN DUCK!

With less than 24 hours until the Kiss Country Redneck Torch run, we encourage you to enter your suggestions ASAP so that we may wrap up any last minute additions to our event.