Whale Nearly Eats Divers [VIDEO]

Yeah, I'm a "fish-a-holic."  Been that way my whole life.  I'll fish in a mudhole if I think there might be a bass or white perch swimming around in there.  But I'm not a big fan of what's called "noodling" which requires the fisherman to get down in the water and stick their hands in holes and logs to drag a big old catfish out. 

If God intended us to fish like that he wouldn't have invented the rod and reel.  With that said, there's no way I'd ever get in the water to play around with fish this big.  Hey guys, your old village called.  They want their idiot back.