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Things More Likely to Happen Than Saints Not Getting Screwed by NFL [LIST]
Another week, another NFL screw-job for our beloved New Orleans Saints.
Today, I wanted to list the six things that are more likely to happen than the Saints not getting screwed by the referees and their NFL overlords.
Now, I know what you're saying... "Jay, the Saints get screwed every week, the chances of them not getting screwed are slim-to-none!!" Don't get me wrong, it was hard work, but I think I've done it.
- 1
Popeye's Brings Back the Chicken Sandwich
I'm confident you'll see the return of the Popeyes chicken sandwich before you see a week where the NFL doesn't screw over the Saints.
- 2
Roger Goodell Comes to Nola Dressed as Clown
We all have seen the shirts, heck, some of us own one! You've got a better chance of seeing the commissioner literally dress up as that character than you do seeing the Saints not get screwed.
- 3
Aaron Donald Apologizing for Ruining Saints Season
You'll see the feared and ruthless Rams' D-lineman apologize for ripping Drew Brees' thumb apart before you see a game where the Saints don't get screwed.
- 4
Miami Dolphins Win the Super Bowl
The Miami Dolphins might be worse than your son's pee-wee football team. Still, you'll see them holding the Lombardi Trophy before you see the Saints make it through a screw-less game.
- 5
Finding a Road Without Potholes in Shreveport
There are three guarantees in life for a Shreveporter. Death, taxes, and your car getting wrecked by a pothole. however, at this point, I think you have a better chance of avoiding Shereveport potholes than you do of seeing the Saints not get screwed over by the League.
- 6
Falcons Blowing a 28-3 Super Bowl Lead AGAIN
The Falcons gave up a 28-3 Super Bowl lead to lose to the Patriots. Something no one could have predicted, and it woul;d be nearly impossible for any of us to see anything like that again. Yet, the Saints not getting screwed by the NFL is actually impossible.
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