The early results of this work strongly suggests that the virus is transmitted through the air, and not exclusively through droplets expelled from the body during a sneeze or a cough.
Even though the National Institutes on Health (NIH) officially ended testing in 2015, there are still hundreds of chimps living today that have spent most of their life in labs undergoing tests.
It's not men in general. It's not the kids. It's not even the lady with the full grocery cart standing in the Express Lane at the grocery store. Then again, it could be anything! The reasons that women spend an average of 5 hours per week in a REALLY BAD mood are pretty diverse, and a little less predictable than that.
Just short of playing Russian roulette at the breakfast table, the consensus seems to be that we are all doomed without a doubt, as the latest chapter of the great American death machine has just revealed that eating egg yolk may be just as bad as smoking cigarettes.
So what in the name of Joe Camel is going on here?