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Reasons You’ve Broken Up With Someone
Did he refuse to turn the toilet paper the "correct" way? Or maybe she would smack too much when she ate? What are some of those funny, quirky reasons you HAD to break up with someone?
"He had the SAME EXACT THING for lunch every single day! Grilled chicken and green beans. Every. Day. I had to end it because sometimes a girl wants a big sloppy burger!" -M.K.
"He asked the lady in the drive thru at McDonald's to cut his burger for him. . . seriously? Who does that?! I had to break up with him!" -Anonymous
"He didn't mow the yard right. I like it mowed horizontal to the house and he mowed it perpendicular. So I broke up with him." -Anonymous
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