There are several great reasons to get naked.  Showers, spray tan, climbing a tree, possibly working out, and of course that other thing.  Not on the list of approved nude activities is taking a stroll down 70th in Shreveport.  I guess someone forgot to tell Jordan Pennington before he leisurely ambled down the popular thoroughfare.

The 49-year-old Shreveport man was picked up late last week by Shreveport PD and charged with one count of obscenity for indecent exposure.  He was then arrested and (carefully) placed into a squad car.  After being transported to the city lockup (and presumably given something to wear), Pennington was transported to the Caddo Correctional Center where he was booked on a $50,000 bond.

According to the Shreveport Times, Pennington tried explaining to the arresting officers that he was merely airing out his birthday suit after it and his actual clothes got wet.