This one definitely caught my eye as I was scrolling along on my Facebook feed.

In fact, when I scrolled past it, I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. Honestly, I thought maybe someone was posting photos of some embarrassing accident or mud-riding aftermath. You can imagine what I thought when I realized it was none of those things, and it was, in fact, a listing on Marketplace.

Then, of course, I thought it was a joke. Sadly, it looks like this is completely serious, and I don't know how to feel about it.

Someone in town is currently selling custom-made door panels for your ride. Now, there's nothing weird or odd about that, I'm sure custom-made door panels are made and sold quite frequently. However, the condition of these door panels is... Um... Weird.

For starters, WHAT THE HELL IS ON THESE DOOR PANELS?????

I've studied these photos for far longer than I care to admit. What exactly is this brown mess covering these panels that the user is trying to sell? Is it mud that somehow found its way all over the inside of this car? Did someone eat too much Mexican food and had no choice but to explode while speeding to find the nearest toilet? Did someone give a toddler a big cup of chocolate fudge ice cream and let him draw all over the door panels as if he was some kind of prodigy ice cream Picasso?

My favorite part of the entire post is the user's caption for the listing. He says, "In a tahoe but fits anything on dat body style. Just needs wiped off works perfectly."

If you want these number-two-covered door panels, they are still on sale for $250. To be honest, I think that's a pretty crappy price.

 

 

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