Have You Lost Your Ass(es)?

Sorry for the "pun" but I just couldn't resist.  Got an email a little while ago from the Caddo Sheriff's Department and apparently somebody's lost their donkeys.  Here's the email:

The Caddo Sheriff's Office is looking for the owner of two donkeys found Sunday in north Caddo Parish.  The animals - one red female and one brown and black male - had been running loose near Gamm Road for about a week, said Deputy Justin McDonnell. On Sunday, they were caught on Hwy. 530.   

            If the animals are not claimed by their owner they will be sold at auction. For more information, contact the Sheriff's Stock Patrol at                 681-1120.