Funny Things Said Around My House

Here's a few random quotes of the week from my house:

Emma: "Abby, we went to Target to get stuff for the house and I was going to get a zebra pillow without the head!"

Abby: "WHAT?!"

(She meant a zebra print pillow as opposed to her zebra pillow PET, that has a head)

Emma: "Aw man, I forgot what I was going to think about."

Emma: (to me) "You're mean. I bet you would feed me to the deer if you could!"

Me: "Not unless you turned in to corn sometime soon."