The Most Bizarre Gift You Ever Received
I have a family friend, Mr. Stacy Savage, who has the unofficial title of gifting me with the most bizarre gift I have ever received. You see, Stacy works outside and encounters lots of critters. Somehow he came up with the idea to make jewelry out of . . . uhm. . . I'm trying to think of a delicate way to put this. . . critter parts. Specifically, raccoon anatomy. The critter part that Mr. Stacy uses to make necklaces and earrings can only be found on the male raccoon. Got it? These pieces of jewelry look nothing like you would imagine. It appears more like what I think the femur of a small cat would look like. In his moment of redneck genius, Stacy decided to drill a small hole in this bone and run a string through it, creating jewelry. And I have to admit, it might be one of the best gifts I have ever received.
So, what is the most bizarre gift you have ever received?