I read the horoscopes just about everyday. Notice I said I read the horoscopes with an  "s". I don't just check out my astrological sign. I take a glimpse at what those around me have forecast by the stars.

Do the stars really tell your future? They do the same way a gas pump can predict winning lottery numbers. I will let you decide for yourself just what the heck that means.

A lot of people look to the stars to find answers about romance, relationships, and money. I decided to dig deeper into the money part of the equation since I already have enough romance and relationships in my life. My wife told me so.

Would you believe that there are three signs of the zodiac that appear to be common to some of the world's wealthiest people? According a published report those born under the signs of Gemini, Capricorn, and Aries tend to accumulate the most wealth.

If you're looking for the sign of the zodiac that produces the most people standing in line for free cheese from the government that would be Scorpio. Guess who is a Scorpio? That explains why I work here at the radio station.

I have always been fascinated by the stars and just exactly what ancient cultures saw when they gazed at the heavens. Personally I can only pick out Orion's belt and I don't see all the pictures the stars allegedly paint. It's like trying to decipher the subject of a first grader's artwork on a friends refrigerator. Who knew mommy was a bright orange blob with what appears to be antlers and a prehensile tail.

If you believe in what the stars tell you then good for you. I hope you're one of the signs that supposed to get rich. If you don't believe in the signs of the zodiac well you've just killed a few minutes of your life that you'll never get back. I bet the stars didn't foreshadow that happening did they?

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