If you thought we have a monopoly on rednecks here in the South, here's proof that we're everywhere...even New York...course, this one's dumber than the "average" redneck.  A New York man was being held in jail after showing up an hour and a half late for a court hearing on a felony DUI charge.  On top of that, he showed up drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer. Keith Gruber, 49, was being held in Sullivan County Jail without bail. He was allegedly carrying four more beer cans in a bag when he went through the courthouse security check Monday. The judge asked him if he enjoyed his “liquid lunch.” Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. Gruber, who has prior DUI convictions, was arrested on December 27th; he had been out on $30,000 cash bail before Monday’s court appearance.  I couldn't help but to quote Forest Gump here "Momma says stupid is as stupid does"....and this one is STUPID!