It's no secret that I have a massive crush on comedian Ron White aka Tater Salad! It's true, that a sense of humor is a major turn on for a lot of women and I'm clearly no different!

Ron is appearing Saturday night at the Horseshoe Riverdome and tickets are sold out... However, at last check, Ticketmaster had verified resale tickets starting at $185. The 'Rontourage' are extremely serious about their Tater Salad fix! This show is for mature audiences and is 21+. Doors open at 7 pm and the show starts at 8 pm.

BTW, if you're date backs out, I'm available! I love comedy's 'Man in Black!'

FYI, the videos below are NOT suitable for work. You've been warned!

This may be the best-known bit from Ron ever... I got thrown out of a bar in New York City...

Here's another classic! Ron White talking about 'Coupins!'

We're no stranger to extreme weather here in Louisiana, especially hurricanes. Ron White can even make Mother Nature laugh!

By now, it's pretty clear that Ron is my favorite of the entire Blue Comedy Tour, but when they get together, you can't help but laugh!

You will never think of 'Scotchguard' the same way ever again after this!