Kiss Country Redneck Torch Run

In honor of the Summer Olympic games, we have decided to hold a "Kiss Country Redneck Torch Run". The games officially begin Friday, so we have a couple days to figure out our torch run. We need your help with the details! What do we use as a redneck torch? What location best represents redneck athleticism?

A few things we figured we MUST incorporate into our Redneck Torch Run:

• Duct Tape
• Tobacco: Skoal, Redman, some kind of chew
• An All Terrain Vehicle of sorts
• A cold drink in a coozie
• Barefeet and a baby on a hip
• Carhart overalls
• Jail must be included somehow
• Momma
• Flannel (with sleeves ripped off)
• The phrases:  "Hey Y'all Watch This", "Git-R-Done", and "You ain't gonna believe this"
• Wal-Mart

Add to the list and help us figure out how to make a big ole Redneck mess of this!