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You know what I hate?  Wearing a nice, tuck-in shirt - and having to tuck it in all day.  That being said, I don't hate it so much that I want to jump on the bandwagon for the adult onesie.

That's right, there is a very real, snap-crotch, polo-collared, men's onesie that you can buy with the link I just posted above.  This is exactly what Dr. Ian Malcolm was talking about in the first Jurassic Park when he said "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

This product could be out there right now on someone you see today, and you wouldn't even know it.  You'd just be jealous of some random person that seems to have their tucked-in shirt game on lock - but it could secretly be this monstrosity lurking just below the pants line.  I for one will be extremely suspicious of polo-clad strangers from this point forward.

At least this thing has enough respect to let you know it's coming: