Last week Mail Online published an article stating:

The U.S. State Department has warned American travelers to Mexico to beware of possible violent retaliation after this week's arrest of alleged Zetas drug cartel associates within the U.S.

'Given the history and resources of this violent TCO, the U.S Embassy urges U.S citizens to maintain a low profile and a heightened sense of awareness.


Essentially, the US Government is warning us to not travel to Mexico with all the current problems.  Yet, the tourism dollars generated by American tourists is a vital need for a large portion of Mexican businesses.  So, with that in mind and considering all the problems brought on by these Mexican drug czars, imagine it was your job to try and promote tourism in Mexico.  And you thought that your nursing job was tough on nights with full moons?  This would be agonizing at best.  You spend countless hours trying to "accentuate the positive" and "downplay the negative".  Talk about a PR nightmare.  We decided we'd try and help the person who holds this responsibility with the following Publicity campaigns or statements:

  • Come to Mexico!  It's the last vacation you'll ever take!
  • Mexico!  Now perfect for the health conscious!  One drink from our rivers is guaranteed to cleanse your colon!
  • Visit Mexico!  And bring cash....LOTS of cash!
  • Spend your summer in Mexico; learn to plead for your life in another language!
  • If you've only got 6 months to live anyway...Why not Mexico?
  • Cancun, Cozumel, the Yucatan Peninsula.  All the beauty and the excitement of running for your life!  Only in Mexico!  Book your trip today!
  • There's safety in numbers so book your family reunion and increase the odds of your survival! We are Mexico and we love families!
  • You thought the cliff diving in Acapulco might give you an adrenaline rush?  Try running through the streets of Tijuana wearing an FBI jacket!!!  Come to Mexico and feel the rush!
  • The luxury and safety have returned to Mexico!  We haven't had a killing in minutes!
  • Mexico, not even if Liam Neesen is your daddy, will you survive!
  • Whether you're running from the border or held hostage, you'll lose weight on your next vacation--in Mexico!
  • Mexico, where the water is the least of your worries these days!

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