Gary and Bristol's Redneck Guide to Winning the Powerball

Maybe you've heard? The Powerball jackpot is worth well over an estimate $400 MILLION for Wednesday night's drawing which got Gary and Bristol to thinking...

First off, we weren't even sure how to purchase a Powerball ticket. There are numbers and Powerballs and multipliers and all kinds of add-ons and stuff. Seriously, it's almost as complicated as trying to order one of those fancy coffees at Starbucks that costs more than a box of bullets. So, we went to the experts at the Discount Tobacco Outlet in Haughton for a Powerball tutorial.

Then we started thinking of all the things you could buy with that kind of loot. After all, the typical redneck wish list in Louisiana has got to be different than some yuppie's up north.

We tend to do things a bit different here in Kiss Country, so we got off our duffs and started asking around... What is the first thing you would buy if you won the ginormous Powerball jackpot Wednesday night?

Add your southern dream come true items to the comments section below. We'd sure love to hear from ya!

P.S. Good luck ya'll! Love, Gary and Bristol