Super Bowl Sunday...literally only hours away, and for most of us, one of our Sports Pinnacles for the year.  Especially if our Saints or Cowboys are in it, but this year we'll settle for the Patriots/Giants and lots of chips and salsa, and whatever it takes to wash those down.As we all make the final preparations for the pre-party (don't forget ice) I ran across a few hilarious football quotes to make us laugh while we're working.

5. “He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.” – Steve Owen on Bronko Nagurski

4. “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” – Saints RB, George Rogers

3. “The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” – Phyllis Diller

2. “Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.” – Doug Plank, former-Chicago Bears

1. “I always enjoy animal acts.” – President Calvin Coolidge when asked if he wanted to meet the Chicago Bears

 

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