I'll never forget it. The year was 1980 and my family had just been transferred to Barksdale Air Force Base from upper Michigan. That summer was when I became deathly afraid of bodies of water in Louisiana!
At the risk of sounding sexist, it's time for Louisiana ladies to wear out their husbands' credit cards while they disappear into the deer woods for the next few months for their annual deer season divorce!
If you're new to Louisiana, and you've just discovered the life of an LSU fan, we're going to help out by taking those "unwritten rules" and put them in writing.