Being An LSU Fan Comes With These Funny Unwritten Rules

The 2024 LSU football season will begin in less than two weeks, so those who might be uninformed, need to understand that being an LSU fan comes with a very unique set of rules.

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Season is set to begin this year on Sunday, September 1, as our beloved Tigers take on USC live from Las Vegas.

It's no accident that ncaa.com has LSU ranked as #13 in the preseason AP poll.  The boys look really outstanding this year!

It's also no accident that southernliving.com reported that in 2022, LSU fans created not one, but two, earthquakes during the LSU victory over Alabama!!

Why is that no accident?  Because, in Louisiana, LSU rules the roost!  And there are no casual LSU fans.  Our fans are die-hard, hard core purple and gold freaks!  We will even leave our LSU season tickets to a loved one in our will.  Yes, it's that serious!

So serious, that we have our own set of unwritten rules.  And there will be no concessions on these rules.  Totally unbreakable; even unbendable.

So, if you're new to Louisiana, and you've just discovered the life of an LSU fan, we're going to help out by taking those "unwritten rules" and put them in writing.

LSU Fan Rule #1

During the fall, I will not attend anything past noon on Saturdays, unless this location will have LSU on television, and there will be snacks and beverages

LSU Fan Rule #2

Any event with LSU football takes priority over all other events

LSU Fan Rule #3

Events with SEC football take priority over all other events except LSU football

LSU Fan Rule #4

Should LSU lose 2 games in a row, I will immediately post on Facebook and all other forms of social media the immediate need for the removal of the head coach and his entire assistant coaching staff

LSU Fan Rule #5

Any time LSU is playing, I will be high strung, possibly intoxicated, loud and obnoxious, so please know this before you become offended

LSU Fan Rule #6

I will NOT apologize for chanting "Tiger Bait" to anyone who supports one of those other college teams

LSU Fan Rule #7

I will not apologize for LSU's obvious success.  We are not arrogant; we are just better than you.

LSU Fan Rule #8

I will wear LSU purple and gold apparel every Friday and Saturday of football season

LSU Fan Rule #9

If I plan to be at the deer or duck lease on game day, the technical issues of how we will watch the game must be addressed weeks ahead of time assuring there's no possible way we'll miss the game

LSU Fan Rule #10

Your stupidity is not my problem.  Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.