The Top Ten Things Garth Brooks Will NOT Announce Thursday [VIDEO]

Unless you've been in Guatemala on vacation for the last couple weeks, you're well aware that Garth Brooks has called a press conference for Thursday, July 10, 2014. 

Speculation is that he'll announce his return to concerts and will unveil the schedule for his world tour.  Course that's only speculation and since it was one of those kinds of afternoons where we got so tired everything seemed funny, we've put together this video of "The Top 10 Things Garth Will NOT Announce Thursday."