The Top Ten It’s So Hot Jokes of All Time

With the heat index over 100 for most of the foreseeable future and no rain for another week or so, saying "It's hot around here" is like saying "you're a little sick of hearing about the Kardashians."

That means it's time to drag out The Top Ten "It's So Hot Jokes" of all time.

1/ It's so hot your clothes iron themselves.
2/ It's so hot that the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
3/ It's so hot that all the sand on the beach has turned into glass.
4/ It's so hot that Jehovah Witnesses are now telemarketing
5/ It's so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk
6/ It's so hot you get condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl
7/ It's so hot Lance Armstrong just tested positive for Snapple!
8/ It's so hot you can make INSTANT sun tea
9/ It's so hot you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron ml
10/ It's so hot that now hot water comes out of both taps