GuySpeed Editors
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
Dudes Who Shotgunned a Beer on Shark’s Mouth — Cool or Cruel?
This is not what they mean when they say "drink like a fish."
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent
It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.
Boyfriend’s ‘OK’ Spaghetti Comment Leads to Bizarre Police Standoff
Call her Chef Boyardee-ranged.
Renegade Motorcycle With Mind of Its Own Goes on Joyride
Self-driving cars have nothing on this.
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.