Amazing Funny Home Remedies Guaranteed To Work Every Time

While I'd love to take credit for this, I'm not actually this bright.  But I honestly don't know who wrote it, but it's got to be one of the funniest things I read in a while.  

Seven Amazing, Simple, Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers - Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock prevents you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button

5. If you have a bad cough - Take a large dose of laxatives. You'll still want to cough...but you'll be too afraid to.

6. You only two tools in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the Duct Tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.