You Know You Are From Shreveport-Bossier If

We’re one big happy family here in Shreveport-Bossier so, You Know You’re From Shreveport-Bossier If

1) You think the yellow light on the traffic signal means 3 more cars can go through the intersection.

2) You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can’t spell it. (also, Thibodaux, Opelousas, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya)
3) You pronounce the street named ‘Jordan’ Jerden.
4) You believe that purple, green and gold look good together.

5) You plan your wedding around hunting season & LSU football.

6) You like your women, rice and politics dirty.
7) You pronounce the largest city in the state as “Newawlins.”
8) You go to the “boat”, but you don’t plan on spending any time over water.

9) You pull for the Saints.
10) You know when it’s appropriate to use “Tony Chachere’s” (anytime!!!!)
11) The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab and King Cake.
12) You know those big roaches can fly, but you’re able to sleep at night anyway.
13) Your last name isn’t pronounced the way it’s spelled.

14) You don’t realize until high school what a “county” is.
15) You don’t learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

16) You “wrench” your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

17) You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.