The Rapture That Didn’t Happen. Or Did It?

Harold Camping – the guy who predicted Saturday was going to be the Rapture went into hiding, when he discovered what millions of others already knew…the Rapture wasn’t going to happen.  2^nd time this guy’s been wrong.  First time was back in ’94.  I'd have played some major hide and seek myself.  Some of his followers are really having a tough time.  Some quit their jobs and used up all of their life savings.  Several churches have offered support to those people.  But I’m not so certain that they were entirely wrong.  I’m thinking that the Rapture has been happening for years…just on a lot smaller scale.  Like those socks that went into the dryer to never be seen again…RAPTURED!  Car keys, remote controls, wallets and purses that vanished from the face of the earth.  Complete Rapture!  Apparently the Rapture even hit my youngest son’s asparagus.  We know he didn’t eat it, but it wasn’t on the floor or in the trash.  Had to be the Rapture!  The rapture also took....oh what was it....apparently it was my mind.  On a really sad note, the rapture hit a buddy of mine in Nashville.  Apparently it took his wife and the pool boy.  My friend is really upset.  He’s figuring he’ll never find another pool boy that works that cheap.