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5 Reasons Why I Won't Celebrate Halloween
3. I HATE running. If I loved running I would have a beautiful body like my friends do. So no, I don't want to go to a creepy corn maze with you and get chased by a man in a mask with a machete. This meatball with legs would just roll over and ask him to make my death a quick one. Death > Cardio