The San Antonio Zoo is running a new and very vengeful promotion this year where a rat will be named after your ex and then it will be fed to a snake. Can you say "petty"?
Pardon me while I go on a tangent for a moment. (Gosh, I am such a nerd when my brain automatically goes to Trig-mode when I use the word tangent.)
So, I've mentioned before how I wish I would have had the foresight to change the names in my phone of all the dudes I had no intention of talking to again to "Do Not Answer...