a woman from Rhode Island was with her husband when she fell out of their sailboat around sunset. The drunk husband realized his wife was nowhere to be found so he called for help.
The World Beer Cup is this universe's attempt to bring order to that chaos, and that grand order of esteemed (and probably drunk) brew testers have weighed in with their judgments
A single bottle of the Russo-Baltique vodka (made to commemorate the centenary of a Russian luxury car company's factory) will set you back $1.3 million!