Real Reasons Why It Went Dark At Super Bowl

So exactly why did the lights go out for approximately 30 minutes during the opening minutes of the 3rd quarter of Super Bowl XLVII?  At this writing we really don't know the exact reason but we've come up with what we think are the best/most likely reasons.

1. Someone on the 49'ers staff found the breaker box and tried to end their misery
2. Beyoncé's booty short circuited the system
3. The cheesy half time show drained all the power in New Orleans
4. Roger Goodell was spotted by Sean Payton and needed a diversion so he could escape
5. It's all George Bush's fault