Man VS. Taser — The Taser Won

Men are curious and sometimes ignorant creatures. Sometimes reading a warning label is just not enough assurance--no, men have to find out some things for themselves. Well, even though this fella burned his nipples off (among other body parts) he now feels safe letting his wife leave the house with the taser he purchased for her protection.

We found this crazy story and thought it was hilarious: a guy bought a stun gun and actually tried it on himself!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs!

Read the rest of his experience here.