An Open Letter to the Thief at Our Shreveport, LA Radio Stations

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To the man who tried to steal one of our vehicles at our Shreveport, LA radio stations last night and attempted to steal several catalytic converters, there's one thing you should know. We have video ;) Oh, and you're a jerk, but that goes without saying.

Like many other individuals and businesses in the Shreveport area, our radio stations were hit yesterday by a thief who attempted to not only steal one of our station vehicles by completely stripping one of the steering columns, we have video of the same individual underneath two of our other station vehicles, we assume, trying to steal the catalytic converters. What an idiot, right? Apparently, catalytic converters are a hot item on the black market. You hear about them being stolen in the news all of the time.

How much can you get for a stolen catalytic converter in Shreveport?

From what I've been able to surmise, the going price for a stolen catalytic converter in the Shreveport area is about $300 on the high end. If that's true, then what could you get for your $300 worth of ill-gotten gains? I'm so glad you asked. I decided to put together a wish list since it's Amazon Prime Day!

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While we know that all that glitters isn't gold, we also know that catalytic converters have platinum in them. So, if you're going to go to the trouble of stealing one, then selling it, you might as well take care of the part of your body that stayed puckered the entire time!

Clearly, you don't mind the heat if you're living a life of crime. So we figured you could use 12 jugs of Tony's!

You're a high roller now... might as well get the best fly fishing rod you can find!

If there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's not to put all of your eggs in one basket. Maybe you should look into diversification? At this price, you can outfit an entire krewe!

Just think, when you fix the potholes around your safe house, you'll be able to get away without losing an axle if things get hot! Unfortunately, because of the state of our roads locally, you may need to steal a few more catalytic converters to make an actual difference.

We're all about looking fresh in Rachet City, so a fresh weave is always welcome! You might as well splurge and get three new bundles!

Oh, and hope you wore gloves or that they don't have your prints on file. Good luck!