Gary Is Teaching Julie to Talk Like A Redneck

Julie, being new to the area, really doesn't have a lot of redneck experience, so Gary's been running her through a crash course since November. 

He's bought her pair of rubber boots, which he won't let her have until she comes and plays around the pond at the McCoy compound.  He even got her to eat that wonderful breakfast of squirrel brains and scrambled eggs.

Next on the list is her vocabulary....or lack thereof.  He's got to get her to speak Redneck.  So he's trying to put together a "Redneck Dictionary" of sorts.  And here's just a few of the first entries.  Hoping you might add to the list for us.

• That dog won't hunt
• Worthless as tits on a boar hog
• Colder than a well digger's butt
• Same dog bit me
• Nekkid as a jay bird
• Full as a tick
• Get 'er done
• What happens at the deer camp stays at the deer camp
• Looks like we got a frog strangler coming in
• How's yermominem?
• That'd make you slap your grandmaw
• Faster than a cat can lick his butt
• Bless her heart
• Jeet yet?

Course, there's gotta be a million more, so help me to help her and add some suggestions.  It's kind of like your good deed for the week and since we're good Christian people, we're kind of obligated you know.