Change Your Cell Number – The Kids Are On Spring Break

"Dad, don't forget I have baseball practice at 7.  Mom says she can take me but then she has to go get Craig at the church, so be sure you hurry to the ballpark to watch me."  This was just one of the 15 calls or texts I got yesterday alone.  In case you haven't figured it out yet, the kids are on Spring Break this week.  Course if you've got kids, I'm preaching to the choir...in fact, I'm amazed I had time to write this and even more surprised you had time to read it.  Hang on just a minute while I get the phone......okay, I'm back.  Apparently we're out of lemonade and did you know that "Pawn Stars" only has reruns in the middle of the day?  Now if your kids are in Desoto Parish, they won't be out until next week, but just about everyone is out next Friday for Good Friday, so get prepared for the next round if you dodged the bullet this week.  I've heard everything from "he hit me" to "there's nothing to do" to "can I have another guinea pig?"  Course, you know the drill.  Just wanted you to know that I feel your pain and I'm thinking of either changing my cell number or changing my name to anything but "Dad".