My bff has an irrational disdain for one of my ex's. He wasn't even the worst of all the ex's...he was just a big idiot that made her conceive evil plots against him.

Her first idea was to get one of those big fish you get in the grocery store...put it under his house or in his new grill and let him find was in the dead of Summer, by the way.

Once I declined that idea, she decided it would be a great idea to create an "event" on Facebook inviting a free for all lawn party at his house advertising free drinks and a live band. Like one of those mass invites that go out to everybody on the planet. It was epic, but I couldn't let her do that.

This...I would let her do. This is awesome.


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