Patrick Bateman

You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.

Chris Jericho Almost Jailed For Desecrating Flag of Brazil
Last week, there were rumors that Chris Jericho would leave the WWE for good. After last night’s controversial display, there’s no doubt he’ll be staying away from the ring for a good chunk of time.

Worst Parents Ever Put Kid in a Washing Machine
There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and every

Crazy Sex Laws — 10 More You’re Probably Breaking Right Now
Back in early February, we told you about 10 crazy sex laws that actually exist. In that piece of journalistic excellence, we examined just where you CAN’T get away with porking fat animals, drinking, shooting your gun, or swearing while between the sheets. Crazy sex laws are fun for everyone, except people caught in the act.

World’s Dumbest Criminal Tries to Mug Cop In Police Station
Sometimes when you’re strapped for cash, you’re willing to do the unthinkable. Or you’re so hard up that you just plain flat out don’t think at all. Such is the case with Keithan Manuel, an 18-year-old in Dallas County who tried to mug a cop IN a police station.

Bobby Petrino’s Other Mistress Is A Busty Modeling Secretary
This has been a rough year for college sports and it an even rougher month for Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino. After losing his job for lying to adminstrators about his relationship with fellow staffer Jessica Dorrell, it turns out after a review of his phone records that he had some kind of a relationship with former model and (soon-to-be former...

Try This Shot If You Don’t Want Kids For A Decade
Birth control blows. Condoms might break, pills are forgotten, hormone therapy messes with your mood. Luckily, there’s a new development in baby prevention that’s simple, effective, inexpensive and has ZERO side effects.

Salon Vajazzles Wrong Name on Wife’s Hoo-Ha
For those of us who don’t watch ‘The View’ (all of us) or have a girlfriend that considers ‘Cosmo’ the Bible (dodged that bullet), vajazzling is the act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s bikini area for aesthetic purposes that was made popular by British TV show ‘The Only Way Is Essex‘.