What Would Country Stars Like Tim McGraw, Jason Aldean and Carrie Underwood Want for Christmas?
We wondered what it would be like to have to buy a Christmas present for a country music superstar -- staying on a "regular person" budget, of course. Is there a stocking stuffer that would be perfect for Jason Aldean? How much egg nog would we need to consume to discover what's on Blake Shelton's Christmas list? What if we were Carrie Underwood's "Secret Santa”?
We'd like to believe we know exactly what they'd want, but decided to do a little magical elf research to make sure we came through like Rudolph in a heavy fog.
Brad Paisley
With the names he gave his first two kids -- William Huckleberry and Jasper Warren -- we're thinking that Brad's probably got a 1920s version of the "Baby Names" book. So, the first thing we'd throw under the tree for the "Waitin' on a Woman" singer would be a more modern version.
Hopefully Brad would take a hint, and if he and Kimberly have another kid down the road, they might go with something simple - like Jake or Christy.
Blake Shelton
Blake just needs something new to drink. When your liver has its own Twitter account, you’re probably not throwing back alcohol free O’Doul's. Maybe we send his liver a curve ball and fill his fridge with several bottles of good old fashioned homogenized cow juice.
Carrie Underwood
We’re thinking this beauty queen needs a case of razors or a 55-gallon drum of Nair. Or both. With legs as long as Carrie's, you know that she's going to need a little help. Those daily trips to the beauty salon probably get a little tedious while she's touring.
Jason Aldean
We're pretty sure that Jason Aldean needs a forehead. With all the cowboy hats he wears pulled down to just above his eyes, he might have been born without one.
Maybe we could contact that super-duper plastic surgeon that was on "Extreme Makeovers" and he could build him one for no charge. Or we could just put the surgeon’s name on Jason's newly formed hat holder -- kind of like a NASCAR sponsor puts their name on the hood of a car.
Martina McBride
With three daughters as beautiful as their mother, Martina is going to need a gun. A big gun. Or a baseball bat. Maybe a knife. A really sharp knife. And she needed it yesterday.
Tim McGraw
Though our boy Tim is in really good shape, he looks really hungry. So we're thinking what he needs most is a good home-cooked meal. Maybe fried chicken and mashed potatoes and a whole chocolate cake covered in ice cream and smothered with chocolate syrup. He could wash it down with a 2-liter bottle of Coke, a case of Miller Lite or both.
Randy Travis
God love him, but Randy Travis just needs his career back. And maybe cab fare to his AA meetings.
The old Trans Am days are over, and since he’s sober now what he'd probably want most of all is a do over for 2012. And if you happen to have a copy of the picture of him naked in a convenience store trying to buy smokes, he’d really like that back as well.