Fridge

Did you know that the USDA recommends you moving your turkey from the freezer to the fridge as soon as today?

You don't take food from a baby OR a pregnant lady. Especially one who shelled out for the organic strawberries that she gingerly sliced and mixed with cherries. WAR. This is WAR. I just wanted to send a final blog out to each of you before I am detained. My baby might be born in "the pokey" if I find the work fridge thief. And I plan on hunting the fruit felon down.