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Several resort communities are imposing a "bikini ban" complete with fines of up to $1,500 for Texas guests who don't properly cover themselves after the beach.

Louisiana beach lovers could face fines for not being properly covered after leaving the beach while on vacation this summer. Some fines are as much as $1,500.

I will admit, I am with these guys.  I'll never understand how and why some women's swimwear is so expensive. But these men try.  And I commend them! Now, I just want to solve the mystery of why women will walk around in public with a bathing suit on that has less material in it than the top of an aspirin bottle, but accidentally open the door while they are in their bra and panties, they go banan