How About A Tattoo For Your Anniversary

You know, it's probably criminal to love a woman as much as I love my wife Julie.  In fact, I think it's actually punishable by death in several countries.  Not only is she my best friend and mother of my boys, but she's just somebody I'd like to hang out with even if we weren't married.  Well, today is our 14th anniversary and she instructed me to meet her at 12:45pm in Bossier City.  I thought she was surprising me with my favorite lunch.  Liver and onions...I know, I know...but that's a completely different story of how gross you might think that is.  Well, it wasn't lunch.  She made me close my eyes on drove me to the tattoo parlor and we got each others names tattooed on our ring fingers.  Really personal stuff...and I'm not a "tattoo" kind of person.  It's my first and only one, but its symbolism is what a marriage should be all about.  Till death do us part!