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Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Total Perv Busted Having Sex With a Horse
Some guys are breast men, some are leg men and a precious few are hoof men.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.