Yankee Justin Goes Mudding at Mudstock Wearing a Tie [VIDEO]
Several weeks ago, we introduced you to our resident Yankee. Yankee Justin came to work here and since he’s kind of wormed his way into our hearts, we’re doing all we know to “Redneckonize” him. We’ve even made plans to let him ride a horse, drive a tractor and shoot a pistol. Yeah, what are we thinkin’? Giving a gun to a guy from Jersey? Next thing you know he’ll want a stocking over his face and have us point him in the direction of the nearest Circle K.
Anyway, in this first video, we took him to Mudstock. He wanted to ride, but he wouldn’t take off the tie. We let him wear the stupid thing, thinking that if we take all the “Yankee” out of him at once he’ll wind up on Springer.