It's the ultimate contradiction of terms, but statistically, the most stolen book of all time is the Holy Bible! Crazy, huh. And now another Bible is missing from the shelves with a classic five finger discount. And this time, it came from a Walmart no less.

33 year old Frances Thomas was at the Walmart in Spartanburg, South Carolina when a security guard spotted her shoplifting the Bible!

Apparently, the Bible wasn't the only thing she'd stolen. She'd also taken some cheese and socks.  Wouldn't you love to see that shopping list?

The security guards called the cops who arrested her for shoplifting.

We're betting they'll give her a Bible where she's headed...and hopefully, she'll have plenty of time to memorize it.

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