Sure, a million bucks isn't what it used to be, but it's still ONE MILLION DOLLARS!  Think about that.  If you make $50,000 a year, that's 20 years pay all in one lump sum.

If you invested it in something with relatively little risk, you might be able to get around 3 percent on the investment.  That would be a $30,000 annual income and you'd never touch the principal.

So, even though it's not a lot, it would be a $2,500 monthly income and you'd still have your lump sum in the bank.  And, for crying out loud, you'd be a legitimate millionaire!

So, Bristol and I will discuss this on Kiss Country 93.7 and we're wondering just how far you'd go for that nest egg?

Would you:

  • Sleep in a graveyard
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    Drink a glass of water from the toilet bowl

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    Lick one of the seats on a school bus

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    Chew a piece of gum you find under a park bench

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    Run naked through a grocery store

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    Start dancing on a crowded elevator

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    Give a random stranger a wedgie

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    Step barefoot into a dirty baby diaper

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    Pick a scab off of a stranger’s face

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    Grab a half eaten sandwich from the bottom of a fast food restaurant trash can and finish it off?

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    Take a big drink out of some guy’s spit cup

Just how far would you go for that million?  Got some other suggestions?  Feel free to add.  (Just remember, we're a G-Rated show, so let's keep it clean)