The Top Ten Things Every Louisiana Man Should Know

Ranker.com recently listed several things they deemed that "Every Man Should Know." They actually took the effort to list 48 things, but the following were the things they listed as the Top Ten.

1/ How to give a manly handshake
2/ How to tie a tie
3/ How to change a tire
4/ How to do your laundry
5/ How to iron a shirt
6/ How to make small talk with strangers
7/ How to flirt without being creepy
8/ How to break down a door
9/ When to button a jacket
10/ How to throw a punch

Of course those are good skills for lots of guys, but we Louisiana men are a different breed. We're "Men's Men!"  We're supposed to know things those mamby pamby, urbanite, metropolitan wimps in New York City won't learn in their entire lives.

And I've listed what I consider the Top Ten Things A Louisiana Man Should Know.

1/ How to blow a duck call
2/ How to clean a deer
3/ This one applies to guys in New Orleans only. How to tell if that tall blonde is really a woman.
4/ How to snorkel a four wheeler
5/ How to open a beer on the door hinge of your pickup truck
6/ How to purge crawfish
7/ How to make a spit cup out of half of a Dr. Pepper can
8/ What color spinnerbait to throw in murky water
9/ The best three places to hide from the game warden
10/ A shortcut into Death Valley on game day