We may have found the most miserable person on the planet.  You are looking at Sara Anne Woody.  Her lovely portrait comes courtesy of the Burkburnett, Texas Police. Burkburnett is a small Texas town near Wichita Falls.  The Houston Chronicle reports that she is currently being held on more than 30 criminal charges for allegedly abusing her stepsons.  The charges range from disturbing to disgusting as some of the allegations Sara faces alleges that she forced her stepsons, aged 12 and 7, to lick the rim of a toilet bowl covered with feces, forced them to vomit up "stolen" food, and much worse.

The boys father has also been arrested for standing idly by and allowing the abuse to continue.  According to the report, Jonathan Darrell Woody even instructed his sons to lie if asked at all.  He is being held on multiple counts of child endangerment.

The boys are now living with relatives.  Jonathan Darrell Woody is being held on a $550,000 bond awaiting trail, and Sara Anne Woody is being held on a $3 million bond.  And is currently pregnant.